Types of People you find in Facebook

We find different types of People in Facebook and I am trying to categorize them into different groups. This will help you in identifying the type of the user you are interacting with and you can act with them accordingly:

  • Peeping Toms: They are always online on Facebook but they never Comment or Like any Post. They are however, constantly judging you, getting jealous, getting angry after watching the different posts. The best solution is to ignore them, but if you hear them talking about your Facebook post in a normal conversation, Block Them.
  • Blue Moons: They are rare users, come to Facebook at times, sees the posts around them, might or might not like them and then they again vanish for long. They like to be ignored and it is best to leave them alone.
  • The Fakeman: The Fakeman has Super Human abilities to spread Fake Posts. They start the day with Isaac Newton’s saying “Give me Fake News and I will spread it around the World”. If you can identify what is Fake and what is Real, ignore them and enjoy the comedy.
  • The Economist: They are a new breed. They might have got a zero in their High School Economics, but they will confidently post about GDP, Fiscal Deficits and Budgets. They have evolved from Fakeman, but have lost their Super Power
  • The Invisibles: They are more regular than Blue Moons, but they don’t care about anything in Facebook. They see the posts, gives a shit about them.
  • The Warrior: They are the most dangerous users. They were supposed to be in the Army, but their mental inability brought them here. They are ready to battle with anyone on any topic. They think they have I.Q. of more than 160 but in reality, it is less than 16. If they Combine with the Fakeman, they can be really potent. They can be active in WhatsApp as well, always ready for a battle.
  • Godmen: They have a special connection with God, and God has told them that he actually checks Facebook to find out how many people have shared Religious messages within 3 seconds of viewing them. The Godmen share these messages as quickly as possible but never divulges to the others, what Good Luck they received after sharing those messages.

Now, that you know the specific Groups, you can survive in Facebooks better. For other Survival Skills, click on the Below Link: https://styletravelandmore.com/survive-in-facebook/

Soumyadip Ray

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